Saturday, November 30, 2013

Welcome to 
THE SOAPBOX
&
Bitches For 
The month of December 2013




*** now accepting nominations for 
Decembers's IDIOT OF THE MONTH***  submit nominations HERE
With over 12,000 visits and 50 + posts, I have done my part, I have been irked, frustrated, informative, disgusted, insightful, artsy - and now am finally happy and unburdened- I have said what I want to say. So now it is your turn. I have seen on Facebook, there are a lot of frustrated folks out there with things to bitch about - but only their friends know.. Now, bitch to the world.. with an exponentially growing number of readers to the soapbox, share your bitches here, or comment on someone else's bellyaching. A free for all of complaining.. what more could you ask for??

Most of you do not have the need or desire to set up your own blog, and try to get folks to give a shit.. I have done it for you. Click a link and start typing.. toooooo easy!

What are the rules? How do I post? 
Click HERE for instructions.


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BOSTON EGGHEAD TORTURE
da_moderator has a co-worker who has been a bit of a pain in the ass in regards to practical jokes. He has a collection of Egghead Characters on his desk that are near and dear to his heart. But now he only has 3. As it seems one of the precious eggs has been kid(or egg)napped. Specifically the Boston Egghead. Seems that it is being tortured... lets follow this hostage situation shall we.



































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Novembers WINNER for Idiot of the Month
Congratulations Rob - a prestigious award!.
NICE SHIRT ROB!!!
























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Nominees for  
DECEMBER IDIOT OF THE MONTH 
Submit your nominees  HERE


NOMINEE #1  - Cpl. Ronald Francis,
an embarrassment to the RCMP














NOMINEE #2  - Executive Director of Hockey NB  - Brian Whitehead
For trying to penalize anyone who posts critical statements on social media
IF THIS DUDE CAN CONTROL SOCIAL MEDIA - he is a GOD!
Read the full story HERE


Favourite quote from Whitehead (who is going to be a busy, busy boy):
"all complaints will be investigated under the new social media regulations."








NOMINEE #3  -Maybe you wonder, "how can I become a Idiot of the month Nominee?".. easy.. do something like this tool - clear a 1 foot square hole in the snow in your car and drive by a police station.


Note the police station in the background!
Contributed by Chris C. of Newfoundland Canada










NOMINEE #4 - Canada Post CEO Deepak Chopra..
Defends delivery cuts, says "seniors will get more exercise."
Full Article HERE, once you are done laughing at this statement.











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CHRISTMAS - Yep - Nuff Said.


















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My Article on Christmas - this was not a hit with many Christmas Lovers.
Take a read - The Twelve days of Paradox
















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Da' CONTEST 
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Entering the draw is as simple as clicking this button.

















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WHO THE HELL IS DEBORAH PEYTON!!????
I can't bitch about this chick! - Deborah is the incredibly skilled illustrator who created my mascot, and will be adding more illustrations to the Soap Box as we continue to grow. Deborah, is Best Selling Author with several books published, as well as a freelance illustrator - you need work done - contact her
Take a peek at her website while you are at it.












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SOAP STARS
Our most recent Soap Star - Greg E. from Ontario Canada
A nice touch including Novembers Idiot of the Month on the cover of  McLean's





















Jaime P. from Halifax, NS Canada
Looking Rather Stylish in her Soapbox T-Shirt.




















Unknown Soap Star, Fredericton Canada




















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READER CONTRIBUTIONS
I told ya, if ya send it to me, I will post it for you

A submission by: Sarah D.
CAUTION  - Fowl Language



A Submission from Andrew J in New Brunswick......



I WANT THIS!!! - da_moderator

this is pure genius 47 Genius or Stupid (23 Photos)



MAN COMMITS SUICIDE IN MALL AFTER GIRLFRIEND REFUSES TO STOP SHOPPING
You HAVE to read this one.. I only wish our malls were high enough to do the same..

















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Sickening to watch a "respected" media source justify
blatent racism in the Quebec Charter "racist bill" - 'da_moderator



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THANK GOD THAT THE 
FRACKING PROTESTERS ARE PROTECTING OUR MOTHER EARTH!!
Why burn water from taps when you can burn tires on a public highway??
Think of the damage to the environment they are saving with this protest.



















The full opinion of da_moderator on
fracking protests - follow this LINK



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Past Month Bitches
DECEMBER BITCHES
(at the bottom man, follow the arrow)