The Soapbox - THE Place to Bitch!!: October 2013

Thursday, October 31, 2013

IT'S HERE!!!!!
______________________________________
______________________________________
With over 10,000 visits and 50+ posts, I have done my part, I have been irked, frustrated, informative, disgusted, insightful, artsy - and now am finally happy and unburdened- I have said what I want to say. So now it is your turn. I have seen on Facebook, there are a lot of frustrated folks out there with things to bitch about - but only their friends know.. Now, bitch to the world.. with an exponentially growing number of readers to the soapbox, share your bitches here, or comment on someone else's bellyaching. A free for all of complaining.. what more could you ask for??

Most of you do not have the need or desire to set up your own blog, and try to get folks to give a shit.. I have done it for you. Click a link and start typing.. toooooo easy!

>OCTOBER BITCHES HERE<
>>>>NOVEMBER BITCHES HERE<<<<<

SWAG??

Yep, we got swag!!!! - starting off with T-Shirts and will be growing to other swag. Want FREE swag? Keep visiting for future contests.. Octobers winner is a loyal reader of the Soap Box - Sterling Keays - Congrats Sterling!

Buy your darryls-soapbox t-shirt HERE. Or if you are in the Fredericton area, email da_moderator@live.ca and I will get one to you straight away - only $29.00 will get you a VERY original and unique shirt, that also will come with instructions on how your new shirt can get you featured on the soapbox.
*******UPDATE: We are almost sold out of Medium Size, so if you are a medium order soon.

>OCTOBER BITCHES HERE<

>>>>NOVEMBER BITCHES HERE<<<<<

RULES?? Not many..

Lets try to keep it clean, at present, I do not moderate (preview and approve posts), and I don't want to.
We are all here to vent, compare and add insight to your and others bitches - lets respect others
Topics can be anything that piss you off
ORIGINAL pictures/videos are great, and I will post anything you send - if you provide a good reason. Email them, along with a description to da_moderator@live.ca

Email me with any questions/comments/what you would like to see on darryls-soabox. And remember, I want ORIGINAL funny, bitchy, unusual photos or videos to get posted here.

da_moderator@live.ca

>OCTOBER BITCHES HERE<

>>>>NOVEMBER BITCHES HERE<<<<<

(that means click here to get bitchin if you are confused)

*** now accepting nominations for

November's IDIOT OF THE MONTH***

submit nominations HERE

A NOMINEE for November

Welcome to Bitches For The month of NOVEMBER 2103 !!!

*** now accepting nominations for

November's IDIOT OF THE MONTH*** submit nominations HERE

NICE SHIRT ROB!!!

________________

Again, lets review the ground rules

Lets try to keep it clean, at present, I do not moderate (preview and approve posts), and I don't want to.

We are all here to vent, compare and add insight to your and others bitches - lets respect others

Topics can be anything that piss you off

ORIGINAL pictures/videos are great, and I will post anything you send - if you provide a good reason. Email them, along with a description to da_moderator@live.ca

So how do we post here?? At the bottom of this post, there is a link to click "view comments" - or the comments may already be visible (depending on your browser. If you have a new bitch to post, simply type away in the text box. If you want to comment on another's post, click reply directly below their post - and type away.

And don't forget to buy darryls-soapbox T-Shirt.. if you are in the Fredericton Area, simply email da_moderator@live.ca or if you are anywhere else in the word, get em HERE .

$29.00 each - Sizes S/M/L/XL

_________________

Lets have a little theme music for November Bitches

Anarchy in the UK - Sex Pistols aught to do it.

_________________

Nominees for

IDIOT OF THE MONTH

Submit your nominees HERE

NOMINEE #1

"Premier" Pauline Marios

for proposing the Racist Bill in Quebec

.

NOMINEE #2, Mayor Rob Ford, no explanation necessary -
Nominated by MARITIMECBASS

NOMINEE#3,
The Canadian Senate - $200 Million a year - to do WHAT??

NOMINEE #4

New Brunswick Electorate

for continuing to vote in groups of idiots -

Eric B (see comments in bitch area below)

NOMINEE #5

Brenda Vellinio

for promoting the White Poppy Campaign

by: GregEsau (he referred to her as This Bish) !! LOL

NOMINEE #6 - Withdrawn

NOTE FROM DA_MODERATOR: Anonymous November 7, 2013 at 11:12 AM's Nomination has been withdrawn. The purpose of the Soap Box if for one to feel free to voice their opinions. Be they popular or not, their opinion is as valuable as any others. This is a forum to speak your mind. The Soap Box would like to apologize to Anonymous November 7, 2013 at 11:12 AM for this lapse in policy.

_________________

MY FAVOURITE COMPLAINER - Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I was such an ugly baby ... my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could ... but he pulled through."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I'm so ugly ... I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get.

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof

________________

WHO THE HELL IS DEBORAH PEYTON!!????

I can't bitch about this chick! - Deborah is the incredibly skilled illustrator who created my mascot, and will be adding more illustrations to the Soap Box as we continue to grow. Deborah, is Best Selling Author with several books published, as well as a freelance illustrator - you need work done - contact her
Take a peek at her website while you are at it.

_________________

THE WINNER

of the November 1st draw

for the coveted Soap Box T-shirt IS.....

STERLING KEAYS!!!

Congratulations Sterling, contact me

and I will arrange getting your new short to you

________________

LIKE YOU, I HATE ALL THIS FACEBOOK CRAP
But, this one just seems to belong here on the Soap Box

_________________

A Soap Box Original

________________

READER CONTRIBUTIONS
I told ya, if ya send it to me, I will post it for you

Submitted By: Sterling K, New Brunswick Canada

Another Contribution - this from MARITIMECBASS

Does this guy look like he is in trouble for the 2014 election?

________________

WATCH THIS - I will let you form your own opinion on this one.

_________________

Time for a little PERSPECTIVE

Simply titled: "Starving boy and Missionary".
Clearly as we whine and complain about politics, culture, shale gas, idiots....
there are folks out there with bigger issues..
NO I AM NOT GOING ALL SOFT.. just a powerful image.. for more just as powerful.. click here

_________________

Past Month Bitches

OCTOBER BITCHES HERE

NOVEMBER BITCHES
(at the bottom man, follow the arrow)

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

October 2013 Bitches

*** now accepting nominations for

November's IDIOT OF THE MONTH***

submit nominations HERE

Welcome to Bitches For The month of October 2103 !!!
__________________________

Lets review the ground rules

Lets try to keep it clean, at present, I do not moderate (preview and approve posts), and I don't want to.
We are all here to vent, compare and add insight to your and others bitches - lets respect others
Topics can be anything that piss you off
ORIGINAL pictures/videos are great, and I will post anything you send - if you provide a good reason. Email them, along with a description to da_moderator@live.ca

So how do we post here?? At the bottom of this post, there is a link to click "view comments" - or the comments may already be visible (depending on your browser. If you have a new bitch to post, simply type away in the text box. If you want to comment on another's post, click reply directly below their post - and type away.

And don't forget to buy darryls-soapbox T-Shirt.. if you are in the Fredericton Area, simply email da_moderator@live.ca or if you are anywhere else in the word, get em HERE .

$29.00 each - Sizes S/M/L/XL

To enter to win one, click here and follow directions..
Draw - Nov 1,2013

_________________

SOAPBOX T-SHIRT SPOTTED IN ACTION!!

Alex G. from Eastern Canada test drove his new Soap Box T-shirt..

and tested (apparently) if it was beer proof - which it is not.

_________________

ANNOUNCING

IDIOT OF THE MONTH AWARD

awarded to....

MARGARET ATWOOD for heading the drive to make O Canada gender-neutral

Congratulations.. clearly, you are very familiar with at least LOOKING gender-neutral

Idiot
Submit Nominations for next month's Idiot of the Month
HERE

_________________

ORIGINAL RANTS

CALL ME, BITCHES!! (language warning in effect)

This voice-mail came into my main line (after hours). My office 800 number was frequently misdialed and we would receive calls that should have been to a government agency in Florida. The office Administrator, Jenn C, was brilliant to take the time to record this.. and now here it is on the internet.

________________